Faux pas

I ordered a latte at a coffee shop. And instead of asking for a "medium," I asked for a "grande." Then I told the barista that the coffee place by work copies the Starbucks lexicon. But that was a lie. What I did was like walking into an indie record shop and asking for a Justin Timberlake album.  I hoped I would burn my lips on the coffee as punishment. But it was a good latte. Not too hot, not too cold.  Medium.