Napoleon Dynamite

As in the movie. Specifically, the movie I saw this evening. That is one funny movie character. Napoleon Dynamite says (I paraphrase):

"I was in Alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines, GEEZ! I killed like millions!"
"IDIOT!"
"Chicks like guys with skills. You know, nun-chuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills."
"Just come pick me up... at least bring me my chapstick... I'm not using the nurse's! That's gross! IDIOT!!!"
"I'm probably the best draw-er I know."
"It's a liger. That's half a lion, half a tiger. With some powers and magic. It's probably my favorite animal."
"That suit is sweet. It is AWESOME!"
"These things were taking up so much room in my locker. I couldn't fit my nun-chucks in."
"Can I use your guys's phone?"