L.A. B.S.

Two ridiculous stories from work:

1) We need to buy Variety every morning for the writers because the show won't pay for a subscription. To recap: the show will pay for the magazine each day, but it won't pay for a (cheaper) subscription.

2) We need a new computer. We can get a hard drive for $500 and just use our keyboard, mouse, monitor, etc. However, Disney won't allow that because they only allow shows to get computers through their company, and it will cost $1,000.

Every day I pray that a giant earthquake levels Los Angeles. But now I imagine when the streets get torn up and the hills fall, we'll find 3 miles of steaming, stinking bullshit underneath that has kept this city standing.