When I Die of Cancer, I Will Blame Bush and I Will Haunt Him In Ghost-Form

In the debates, Bush attacked Kerry's health care plan. He implied it was like Clinton's, and that socialized medicine is a bad thing. He rhetorically asked Americans, "do you want that?"

Uh, hey asshole, I can't afford health care. Yeah, I'd like a little help in that area. Or maybe you can use your influence on your brother Jeb, who in turn can flex some muscle with Michael Eisner who will change policy and his (and my) company will offer me health care? Huh? What's that? When what? Well, isn't one flying right up... oh, no wait, just a big bird. Never mind.