I am nervous

I feel like I did when Scott Norwood was lining up that 42-yard field goal in Super Bowl XX. Nervous excitement at the prospect of a Super Bowl victory mixed with the desire to vomit when thinking of the possibility of losing.

These 50/50 type things never seem to go my way. But eventually, the law of probability will even things out, right? As such, I can only assume Scott Norwood missed that field goal so as to allow John Kerry to win this election.

(Just as the next three Super Bowl loses in blow-out fashion ensure Jessica Biel AND Natalie Portman will soon fall in love with me.)