The Paul Maguire Sunday Night Football Drinking Game

My roommate and I have noticed a few trends in the broadcast of ESPN's Sunday Night Football. Specifically, trends that have to do with Paul Maguire's commenting on the game. We've developed a drinking game that goes along with watching the game. Here are the rules:

1) Every time Paul Maguire says "I'll tell you," "I'll tell you what," or "let me tell you" -- drink. This in and of itself would constitute a drinking game, as during the Eagles-Redskins game he said one of the aforementioned phrases 22 times.

2) If you predict an upcoming Paul Maguire "I'll tell you" -esque comment, everyone else drinks. If you wrongly predict it, you must drink twice. (The comment must come within Paul Maguire's next "blurb" of sentences. If he speaks, someone else speaks, and then Paul says the comment, this doesn't count as correct soothsaying.)

3) Paul Maguire loves predicting close first down calls. Also, when he makes these predictions, he says them with such conviction and confidence you blindly believe him. Whenever he tries to do this, drink. If he's wrong, drink twice.

4) Paul Maguire loves getting angry at players when they make foolish penalties. Whenever Paul Maguire gets angry at a player for making a foolish penalty, drink.

My roommate and I had two Japanese visitors recently, and they gave us some saki and saki cups as a thank-you for showing them around LA. For the inaugural Paul Maguire Sunday Night Football Drinking Game, we drank saki. It is highly recommended to not use saki as the drink of choice when you play the Paul Maguire Sunday Night Football Drinking Game.