Freedom On the Move!!!!!!!!!!

Reports have the returns on voting in Tikrit at 1 person as of noon, Iraq time. Now, I know in other cities the voter turnout is higher, but is that one guy from Tikrit even alive anymore?

TERRORIST: "You are the one who voted?"
MAN: "uh.... no. No. It was a different Ali."
T: "Then why is your finger blue?"
MAN: "Huh? Oh, this? I just put that toilet cleaner in my toilet and, oops - silly me, spilled some. Ha ha ha.... oh dear..."