The funniest thing I've heard lately

On Loveline (yes, I listen to Loveline) Adam Carolla was complaining about a Pegasus (mythical flying horses). H said that if tiny pigeons take craps that annoy people, imagine the damage a flying horse would do. It'd punch out a windshield or dislocate your shoulder.

Then he went on for another 15 minutes complaining about Pegasuses.

I'd call Loveline a guilty pleasure except I feel no guilt in loving it.