A List of Hockey Players Who, If They Became Porn Stars, Wouldn't Need to Change Their Names
I mean, what else am I going to get out of hockey this year? So here they are:
- Adam Oates
- Rob Ramage
- Richard Jackman
- Buck Jones
- Virgil Johnson
- Greg Hickey
- Don Johns
- Dirk Graham
- Rod Graham
- Colin Chisholm (I don't know why this one seems to work, but it does)
- Radek Bonk
- Bob Paradise
- Pete Peeters
- Paul Lawless
- Barry Long
- Troy Long
- Peter Loob
- Brad Tapper
- Joel Savage
- Reggie Savage
- Daniel Shank
3 Comments:
Because it sounds like Colin Jizzum.
Also, I once knew a guy named Johnny Lawless. He was AN ACCOUNTANT. I'm not making this up.
What about Rod Brind'Amour?
Yeah - I thought about Rod Brind'Amour. The Rod is good, but I didn't see what... oh, wait - amour means love, right? I just got that. My bad.
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