Super Bowl Recap (or, crap, the Pats won again)

1) Which sells out quicker: the Super Bowl or the Black-Eyed Peas? (ba-dum!)
2) Even more offensive than Janet Jackson's boob was Paul McCartney's performance. And you know how Jerry Rice doesn't matter anymore? Paul McCartney's kind of like the musician version of that. They must have chosen him to play the halftime show because he's the most bland act out there. I was ready to take a nap when the second half started.
3) Speaking of boring, despite the close score and the near-last-chance opportunity to win for the Eagles, this game kind of sucked.
4) Though this may be because I didn't drink.
5) Did that carpenter guy have any catches?
6) Speaking of carpenters, T.O.'s claim that his play would have non-believers believing in the miracles of God still seems a little outrageous. I mean, I didn't expect him to have the impact that he did, but I wouldn't quite say he held out his palms and let me feel the holes. Atheism it remains for me.
7) But at least Freddie Mitchell backed his talking up... oh, wait.
8) When the Pats intercepted the Eagles with 9 seconds left and everyone went nuts, the girl standing behind me asked, "Wait. What does this mean?"
9) With exceptions, why are most people from Boston such dicks? I believe Masshole is the term. It almost makes me want to root for the Yankees.
10) Almost.
11) Patriots and Red Sox. At least I know the Bruins won't win the Stanley Cup.