T.O.

Terrell Owens... and I quote: "If you don't believe in God, if you don't believe in miracles, just watch Sunday."

Oh, okay. See, my atheism was enforced by the starving millions and devastating tsunamis and various other atrocities and hatred and hypocritical messages between religion and morals. But, if Terrell Owens plays the whole game and catches a touchdown, I can totally see myself repenting and believing.

I mean, Jesus only allegedly rose from the dead. He didn't recover from a broken ankle in 7 weeks and score in a Super Bowl.