Apparently He Has Too Much Time Helping College Basketball Players Play Well At This Time of Year

Apparently, even though the Schiavo woman said she didn't want to be on life-support, her parents claim that, as a devout Roman Catholic and since in the 15 years she's been on life support the pope, through his spittle, muttered something about the sanctity of life, she'd change her own views to match the official Catholic Church position and, hence, want to remain on life support.

And yes, I know it's technically not a life support machine but guess what? It's a tube that is supporting her life and, when unhooked, she'll die. Life support.

What's more, all of these debates are linked to genetics research, stem cell research, abortion debates, and the like. Hardcore religious fanatics all scream: who are you to play God? Who are you to decide who lives and who doesn't?

So what's the guy who plugs someone up to a machine to keep them artificially alive doing? That's not playing God? Clearly God wants them to die, right? You're getting in the way of His divine plan.

Fucking hypocrites.