Pointless
My hotmail page has a link to a news story about "Orlando and Kate" getting back together. Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth. Are they really big enough for a first-name only reference? Let alone a news story about their personal lives.
In related news, Pat O'Brien is in rehab. Probably developed a drinking problem when he realized he went from a decent sports announcer to a whore for B-list celebrities. Man, if he could only have waited a week he could have broken the news about "Orlando and Kate."
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Look this is serious stuff. If we let Kate and Orlando split, then we have let the terrorist win.
We saw "Orlando and Kate" hiking at Runyon Canyon. They are so famous that I didn't know until Meaghan told me later.
I think they get away with it because Orlando's a unique name. Nobody thinks it's the "Make 7-Up Yours" guy.
Have you heard the Pat "O'Brien pleading for sex" voicemails yet? Link off Jack Graham's awesome blog.
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