Me, Pretending to be Tom Waits, and Writing Lyrics to a New Song

I drove a car off a cliff and played harmonica on the way down / And drank a glass of Jack on the rocks just before I hit rock bottom / But it don't matter 'cuz I went through the windshield up top.

Cadillac Louie sold me an idea, then he hit me on my head and stole it back.

I ain't never gonna pass the bar, but I can sit in one real good / And argue all day for free.