The Kenneth Lay of Baseball

So Bernie Williams is going to split time with Jason Giambi and Ruben Sierra (when he's healthy) as the New York Yankees designated hitter.

Jason Giambi. Split time.

Everyday Oakland Athletic first baseman and league MVP candidate Jason Giambi. Now a part-time DH. Splitting time with an over-the-hill, injured player. Actually, two over-the-hill injured players.

Maybe Giambi just needs a shot in the arm to get going... oh, wait...