I am an Immature Dinophobe
Ha-ha, humans rule and lizards are reduced to mere pets or annoyances!!! What's that? The La Brea Tar Pits are terrible! So boring. You can see the barrels of tar they imported. It should just be called the La Brea Pits!!! 'Cuz it is! Ohhhhh, big bad T. Rex. More like T. Wrecked! Zing! Take that. Oh, you want some brontosaurus? Or should I say, bronto sore-ass!!! 'Cuz you're gay. And look at that, a flying pteradactyl? Pterrible, I say! Way to evolve into a stupid bird. Triceratops? Or Tricerabottom!!!! 'Cuz they're the worst!!! Hahahaha! LOL ROFLMA!!!!! Diplodocus? Diplodoofus!!! Who's next, jerks? Velociraptors? Toronto is the worst basketball team ever!!! They drafted Villenueve way too early. Oh, yeah!!! Allisaurus? That's a girl name, idiot! You pansy T. Rex wannabe!!! Bring it stegasaurus, you... um... er... haha you're extinct!!! Take that! Go back to Jerk-Ass-ic Park!!!
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