Arubian Knights

I had a longer, better-written post on this, but what it all boils down to is this: I don't care about Natalee Halloway and I'm pissed off at Sidney Ponson for drinking and driving... again. The Orioles should dump Ponson, and the Aruban knight (literally) should use his knightly powers to solve the case as part of his probation just so:

a) As an Orioles fan be done with Sidney Ponson;
b) As someone who is not deaf, dumb, and blind be done with Natalee Halloway updates.