Hey Paul! The Girls Are Here!

A friend of mine moved out here to Los Angeles a few months ago from Manhattan, the same move I made 4 years earlier. He provides a nice comparison for me to gauge just how Californian I've become these past 4 years, as well as a way to see how valid my memories of New York are. A lot of our conversations recently have revolved around the differences between the two coasts. And to me, this is the funniest one we've had:

HIM: I missed New York for the first time last night.
ME: Why is that?
HIM: I was watching Letterman.
ME: Oh. (BEAT) I hated LA for the millionth time last night when I watched Leno.*







*I don't really hate LA.... anymore. At least not constantly.