Can You Please Speak Into The Microphone?

You know that horribly offensive joke that goes, "what do you call a woman with two black eyes?" I feel like Hurricane Rita is God's way of saying, "what did I just tell you?"

On a related note, I'm bracing for two giant earthquakes to nail LA back-to-back, though I wonder who will work the benefit concert for us if all the actors and musicians fall in the holes in the ground.