Mary-Cole and Dylan

Everyone's favorite twins, Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, are now setting up Cole and Dylan Sprouse (you know, those kids who played Adam Sandler's kid in Big Daddy? No? Never saw it? Oh. Anyways...) as the male versions of themselves. No, not tiny little monkey-people, but as rulers of a 'tween (their word) empire with DVDs, clothing line, accessories, etc. Though I think they will have to wear gigantic sunglasses. Anyways, a quote from the Sprouse's manager:

"They love to Rollerblade, they like to surf, skate and are into videogames. ... They love animals," said the Sprouses' manager, Josh Werkman. "They're boy boys in every sense of the term."

"Every sense of the term." I assume he means they have penises.