Nicknames Chris Berman Would Give Hockey Players If He Covered Hockey
1) Michael "Pick A" Peca "Pickled Peppers"
2) Jani Rita "Meter Maid"
3) Sidney Crosby "Stills, Nash, and Young"
4) Martin "Van" Biron
5) Scott "My Balogna Has a First Name, it's N-I-E-D-E-R, My Balogna Has a Second Name, It's M-A-Y-E-R." (Also works for Rob Niedermayer)
6) Patrick "I Will Not Drink" Marleau
7) Marco Sturm "und Drang"
8) Marty Turco "Bell"
9) Brad Boyes, Brad Boyes "What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you"
10) Tom "F. Scott" Fitzgerald
11) Jochen "What the" Hecht
12) Derek "Sigfried and" Roy
5 Comments:
What about:
Ziggy "and the Spiders from Mars" Palffy.
Adam Deadmarsh "Dont Wear Plaid"
Roman "Empire" Checmanick
Mats "Put it where the" Sudin "dont shine"
Martin "Meet me in" St. Louis
Jere Lehtinen "in a bottle"
Wes "Vienna" Walz
Brad Bombardir "to pilot"
Matthew Barnaby "Jones"
Johan "Mitch" Hedberg (I know a reach)
and
Alexander Auld "Lang Syne"
Holy crap, Boski, this is better than my post.
Truly, this is evidence of God's hand at work
You give too much credit to Berman. The Niedemayer one alone should earn you a recurring segment on SportsCenter.
I with Dan on that, you should at minimum have a show on the ESPN2.
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