Ho hum

So.

Here I am. It's been a long time, now I'm coming back home. Or something. A few weeks since I've written, waiting for something to talk about. Nothing interesting has happened lately aside from loads of dull nights sitting at abar drinking for hours and not really talking to anyone other than the people I went with. You want Thanksgiving stories? Well, are you really interested in stories of little kids and fat Siamese cats? Yeah, me neither. Dating stories? How about one perfectly civil but ultimately dull dinner and then in another instance getting drunk enough to hit on a friend, but in a half-assed way... yeah, it's boring just writing that sentence. Sorry you had to read it. Snarky comments on the president? Overdone. Hockey? I mean, I'm willing but probably not so much you guys. Satire writing? Others do it and do it better. Hollywood stories? Please. What else is there... oh, I'm learning guitar. Good for me.

I'm going to get a hooker, do some blow and play with guns just to make this blog interesting.