I <3 You

Hey, Kevin, do you have big Valentine's Day plans? Perhaps a hot date? At a romantic restaurant? Are you going to buy lots of roses and chocolates? Is your 5-disc CD changer pre-loaded with the sexiest albums you own?

Oh, you guys have no idea.

Let me just say this: Mexican wrestling, burlesque, possible midget-tossing, flasks...

I will now go and leave you to your imaginations while I bask in your jealousy.