An IM Conversation With My Sister

Yesterday was her birthday. This is our correspondence:

ME: hi
HER: hi
HER: i was drunk til about 2 hours ago
ME: really?
HER: really
(IT HELPS TO KNOW IT WAS 2pm AND SHE WAS AT WORK)
ME: hahahahahaha
HER: i was wasted this morning
HER: R was peeing her pants
HER: like i didnt know what to do
HER: my boss emailed me (from the next room) and said can i give you work to go home i have been there i know how you feel
ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ME: awesome
HER: yea i took a cab from the train to work
HER: like 4 dollar cab ride
HER: couldnt walk
ME: that is hilarious
HER: im done drinking for a while
ME: oooh - you're in that stage
HER: til like sat
ME: that's 2 days
HER: um... yeah

THEN, A FEW HOURS LATER:

ME: hey. sobered up some more?
HER: totally
HER: now im starving
HER: i want grease

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY!!!