Overheard in Los Angeles
Three guys stare at a large picture of Walt Disney.
GUY #1: Walt Disney was the worst dresser. Terrible.
GUY #2: Yeah.
GUY #3: But that's like, from the '20s. He was hip then.
GUY #2: Really?
GUY #3: Yeah.
GUY #1: But the thing is, he bought cheap clothes. He was cheap.
GUY #2: Really?
GUY #1: Yeah. Look at his shirt -- the lines don't match.
1 Comments:
I think you should have walked over and said,
"You all know that legend has it that Disney was a cross dresser. Not that there is anything wrong with that. One night in 1962, he showed up to a party wearing the same strapless gown that FBI head, J. Edgar Hoover was wearing. Apparently, Hoover never forgave Walt for that. He bugged his phone and had agents spying on Disney for years. In late ‘66 he was preparing to bring Walt up on trumped up charges of him being a commie sympathizer and a huge fan of the Strawberry Alarm Clock. Which would have brought down the Disney Empire. All because Walt looked better than he ever would. Well that, and a really bad corn dog he got at Disneyland in ‘58. But Walt passed on, so Hoover dropped it. Hoover realized it would also mean that he was going to have to admit he was a cross dresser as well, and not a very good one. All of this can be found at the Hall of Vice Presidents at Disneyland."
Then you walk away.
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